Q: What do the following comedians have in common?
- Dane Cook
- Tom Green
- Dave Attel
- Ralphie May
- Bob Sagat
- Carlos Mencia
- Dennis Leary
Hint: Dan "Larry The Cable Guy" Whitney is an overrated, almost never-funny comedian, but has been known get get a laugh out of me anyway.
Hint two: If your job is "comedian", and I haven't laughed at or at least made a mental note of something you said or did within fifteen minutes, you suck at your job.
Hint Three: This is not a list of comedians that have ever made me laugh. Ever. Not even once. Not even a smirk. The fact that these people claim to be in the same profession as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Lewis Black, Dave Chappelle, Christopher Titus, Chris Rock, Steven Wright, or about 1000 others amazes me. At least bad singers have Auto-tune.
Hint Four: Hint Three was the actual answer I was looking for.
Discuss.
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